So I joined this club called “Efusjon” - it’s an energy drink -
So I joined this club called “EFUSJON” - it’s an all-natural acai berry energy drink. Supposedly, it is the world’s greatest energy drink since Vodka and Coke according to the great Russian Fyodor Dostoevsky. The fact is, I don’t know who Fyodor Dostoevsky is - but if he says, “BUY EFUSJON NOW” I figure - freak, I better listen to what he says! I mean - look at the beard on this guy!
Fyodor Dostoevsky EFUSJON
It’s funny, I have many friends throughout the internet world and on Twitter I’ve just been bombarded with comments like, “Dude - don’t you know it’s a Ponzi Scheme?” - or “Chuckypita, what are you THINKING?” - or - “Hey, Bernie Madoff would be proud….”
But here’s my thoughts on the whole situation. First off, it’s $196 to get started and $120 a month after that… what’s a little jack for an experiment like this? Second, the energy drink is actually GOOD FOR YOU. Now you tell me, what’s worse, 2 Red Bulls a day or a simple 8 ounce can of Efusjon? I mean, let’s get serious here people!
Regardless, I’ve never joined something like this before so I figure - “why not?” I mean really, what have I got to lose? I get to meet cool people at Efujson parties and enjoy a drink that makes me feel like an 18 year old again…. HELLO! How priceless is that?
So, go ahead and shake your head no, roll your eyes and go - “What the heck is HE thinking?” - OR - Jump on board! If you want to enjoy a drink and be a part of a growing company, I can’t think of a better time to buy.
How does the old stock slogan go - “Buy Low and Sell High” - well here’s your chance.
I’m selling shares in the Efusjon club. You can study the website and all the fancy marketing all you want but it comes down to one simple question - “Do I want to pay $120 a month for a drink or not?”
So, if you’re GAME. And ONLY if you’re game. Click on this link - www.efusjon.com/cp3 - and let’s get this party started!
If YOU want me to help you to sign up, email me at chuckypita@yahoo.com with your phone number and I’ll call you personally. 
Let’s go challenge America’s Social Security system, Medicare and all the other Federal programs and build something with our own hands!
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I too am looking into this efusjon thing. A good friend of mine is wanting to “hook me up”, He has been in MLM businesses for a long time, and this is the only one that he has actually made money in. He is very excited. To be honest, I kinda am too. I have tried 2 other MLM programs, and never got a dime. I’m a little skeptical about this one too…. seems too good to be true. I told my friend flat out, I will give it 2 months to become self supporting. We are talking about $300 here, not gonna break me, but , sole provider in a house of 6, well, things might get a little tight.
Please e-mail me at stbkat@gmail.com if you have any suggestion on how to get started without NAGGING my friends and family.